Situation update

It’s been over 5 weeks since I last posted, and I thought everyone might enjoy a little update on the situation.

We moved into our new house on Saturday, 17/12/2017, with only the things we had in our temporary accommodation in the cottage in Kinver. On Monday the removal company arrived with all rest of our stuff, which was in storage until then. We decided to only have a few items of furniture dotted around the house and leave most of the boxes unpacked. After all, we will be making some fairly major changes to the house AND have all the rooms redecorated AND have new bathrooms AND have a new kitchen, so there’s little point in unpacking only to have to move it around again.

So for now we are essentially camping in our house. My plan always was to do as much work as possible on the workshop over the Christmas holidays (and I had 3 weeks of leave that needed taking anyway). I found out quite quickly that this was going to be slightly hampered by the fact that most suppliers I needed close down over Christmas. Luckily, Screwfix and Jewsons were open most of the time.

I already knew that I would need to rewire the workshop. Initially it only had 2 plug points and a single light switch, controlling 4 really old fluorescent tubes. So the first job was to hire a skip and rip out the entire old ceiling. Well, actually the first job that did get done was to have the roof recovered, as I though it was leaking and this was the source of the mold on the ceiling.

I hired a local company, who came around on 23/12, completed the job there and then, and that’s when the fun started. He wanted payment right away. No problem, I said, give me an invoice and I’ll pay you. “Oh, I don’t do invoices, and besides you signed the order, which serves as an invoice” he said. I said to him “that’s not an invoice or a sales order, it’s a quote and it even says that clearly on the front”. After some wrangling he sent me an email,  thinly disguised as an invoice (and a long way short of a proper invoice) and I paid him.
Over Christmas we had a bit of wind, nothing too serious and certainly not a full blown storm, and some of the new stuff promptly came off. Ever since then I’ve been battling to get the guys back to fix their handiwork. It’s now booked for Friday, and we’ll see how that goes.
Funnily enough, the roofing guy confirmed that the plywood in the roof was solid, and the mold was caused by rising damp in the walls. More on that later.

So, I ripped out the entire ceiling and used some tape to hold the insulation in place. Then I proceeded to rewire the workshop so that I would have 8 double sockets all around, and separate lighting circuits for the main room and the painting room, with all the wiring terminating at the opposite end of the workshop where the new mains supply was going to come in. Forgot to say that initially the workshop was fed from a cable that ultimately plugged into a socket in the garage, with a single 13A fuse on it. That was never going to fly, never mind the gerry rigging going on the garage.

Then new plasterboard went up onto the ceiling, this time the 12mm aluminium coated stuff. Quite a job and impossible without a second person. Made a few mistakes, which the plasterer did laugh about, but heyho, we got the job done.

Round about the same time, and whenever the temperature allowed (needed to be 5 degr Celsius or above), I started to level the floor. In the end I put about 300kg of levelling compound in, and now it is more or less flat, but not level. One end of the floor is about 2″ higher than the other, and that was just too much to fix. The levelling work OK, but probably down to my lack of experience it didn’t end up as good as it could have been, and I had to spend several hours on my knees with a belt sander to knock off the high spots.

I’ve now also found a source for new windows and doors. The original ones had wooden frames, but had not seen any maintenance over several years, and consequently the wood had rotted to the point where I could just put my finger into it without any problem. Not fixable. So now I am waiting to hear from these guys when they can install the new ones. I managed to find some windows that are left overs from another job and a halfways decent fit, but the door needed a new one made, due to its size. At the moment there’s a double door, about 1.1m wide, but it’s useless as you always have to open both sides to get in (at least when you’re my size).

I did manage to find a plasterer early on in the new year, and he skimmed the ceiling for me, and a good job he did despite my failings as a putter-upper of plasterboard. We also managed to find an electrician willing to take on the jobs in the house and the new power supply to the workshop (6mm squared with a 32A fuse on it, armoured cable straight out of the brand new distribution board in the house), and that was done on Monday this week.

Over the weekend I hired myself and airless sprayer and spraypainted the ceiling and walls with plain white masonry paint. What fun that was! It does actually work very well, but you definitely want a disposable onesie, and DO take your glasses off. Takes a bit of practice and the paint needs to be watered down about half and half. It does waste quite some paint, especially on comparable small surfaces, but the actual spraying part was extremely quick and even.

Last night I managed to install all the wall boxes for the sockets and light switches. I had to to wait for my new Makita drill to arrive. Over the previous week I’d left my old power drill in the workshop (which has no security at all), and some louts climbed over several neighbourhood fences, broke into several sheds, and nicked my drill. Idiots! The thing was nigh on 10 years old, knackered, no charger, no carry box, they even left the second battery behind.
I used the opportunity to buy a Makita drill, suitable for LXT batteries, the sames as fit onto my circular saw (and I will carry on with Makita tools, as I have had excellent experience with them so far). I may even put a board up in the neighbourhood asking the idiots to come back and collect the charger, battery and box for the old drill, saves me driving to the recycling site.

So what’s left? Tonight I will fit all the sockets and switches and ( if there’s time left) the new LED light panels. I already have in my garage two boxes with epoxy damp tolerant sealer and epoxy floor paint, which should go on over the weekend. Did I mention the dampness in the workshop? At some point it got so bad that I decided to leave a little electric fan heater running all the time, and that seems to have done the trick. Dampness on the floor has all but disappeared, and even the walls already feel drier (and that is after all the skimming and painting!).

Once the floor is painted and the new door and windows are in, I can start with the actual fitting out of the shop. But that’s for another story.

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It is done!

Finally. Today I received the call first from the solicitors to tell me that the purchase of the new house had completed, then from the agent to tell me that the keys were ready for collection.

Hooray! We have a new house. Now all we have to do is everything. Move in, get (not too) comfy, get contractors in, get quotes, get all the repairs done, get the downstairs converted to a big living space with kitchen, put new electricity supply into the workshop, completely modernize all bathrooms (and build one new one from the current kitchen), replace the staircase with an open tread one, rip out all the old wallpaper and redecorate all rooms, fix the garage, move the little wall at the side of the road, and so on.

Easy peasy. We’ve got a little money to spare, and I am off work for three weeks. No problem, right?

Well, I am not quite that naive. But the most important thing, the one thing we have struggled and fought for over the last 5 months, the purchase of the house, that is done. Dusted. Signed, sealed and almost delivered.

I have to tell you that any sense of elation has long gone. When something that should be quite simple and straightforward becomes as complicated and long drawn out as this, you fell quite deflated at the end. I don’t feel like opening a bottle of bubbly. Or any sort of celebration. I just want to roll up me sleeves and get stuck in. The sooner, the better.

For the last two months, I have felt like somebody chopped off my left arm. Not good. The frustration levels have been building up, and now that we have crossed the finish line, I can’t just throw my arms in the air and burst into song.

On the other hand, I WILL have a nice big workshop, and it will be a marvelous house to live in once we’re done with it. So watch this space for more news.

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Site move

On 14/12/2016, the server hosting this website will be moved to a new hosting provider. In consequence, the site will not be available on this day. You may experience trouble accessing the site in the following days, due to delays in the refresh of cached DNS records around the Internet (this can be improved by refreshing the DNS cache on your computer).

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The Move (Parts I and II)

OK, so now it’s Wednesday evening and some normality has been restored. Time to provide an update.

Last week Thursday and Friday we had the removal company in the house. Thursday was packing day, only two guys, and loads of boxes. Friday they arrive with 6 guys and three vans. You see, our move is not straightforward. We started looking for a new house quite some time ago. Once we had found the right property, the danc with the mortgage company started. And what a dance that was (and still is!) Initially it all looked OK. Surveys done. More surveys done. And then they asked for mor documents. First I had to get all sorts of bank statements, even completely irrelevant ones, because part of the deposit came from Germany. Then more bank statements. Then they weren’t happy with the surveys and wants a proper structural survey. And after that they demanded an investigation and estimates for various perceived shortcomings of the building.

I am not going to bore you with the details. We lost patience and confidence, so we started talking to a different bank. That went even worse. Once they had received all the paperwork, they turned around and said: we are perfectly happy to lend you money, but not on this property. End of conversation.

Brilliant. Back to bank number 1. By that time, we had easily found a buyer for our house, and were getting pressure from them to complete the sale.

Eventually we couldn’t delay any longer. So now we have sold our house, but have not been able yet to buy the next one. In consequence right now we stay in a tiny cottage in Kinver. The entire ground floor here is about half the size of our lounge in the old house. And we only moved into here after staying in a hotel for three days, and only thanks to the good grace of a colleague of Helen. The good thing is that th cottage does not come with a minimum six month contract.

All our our stuff went into storage, including some things that shouldn’t have gone. On Monday we spent two hours at the storage place trying to find such essentials as the slats for our bed, the DVD player, and the new server for my websites. Found all except the server.

Which was very bad news indeed, because my old service provider has cancelled th service I am using, and the new server was meant to go to the new service provider in time so that the move is smooth. Now it looked like bumpy to say the least.

Luckily my old service provider has now agreed to extend my deadline to December. Phew!

I reckon that’s about enough for today, but I’ll keep you all updated as the story unfolds.

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Moving on…

For the next few weeks and months, I’ll be unable to turn anything. A while ago, Helen and I decided to move house and, after many hiccups and bends in the road, things are now finally starting to come together. In consequence, I have started to pack up my workshop. All my wood is already stowed in a horse box at Helen’s yard (and it’s quite a lot, filled a transit van about half), most tools are in boxes, lights are dismantled. Still plenty to go, though.

The new house isn’t all that much bigger than the current one, and it needs a complete overhaul. At the moment it’s a bit like a time warp from the sixties or seventies. It does however have a major advantage: at the bottom of the garden (or let’s say: the far end) there’s a proper brick built workshop spanning the entire width of the garden, about 30′ wide and about 8′ deep. Mind you, just like the house it’s in need of quite some TLC. The previous owners used it for sign painting, and it hasn’t seen any maintenance for about 20 years. There’s electrics, but it needs replacing. The furniture is probably only good for one thing: a big bonfire, with the exception of the radial arm saw which the current owners have agreed to leave for me.

Luckily, the new house is only about 1 mile from the current one, so the move shouldn’t be tricky. After all, both Helen and I have moved overseas several times, so this should be a walk in the park.

Getting a mortgage was anything but a walk in the park. After the crash of the housing market a couple of years ago, the mortgage lenders have gone completely doolally. There’s the usual stuff with a survey organized by them. Then they wanted endless paperwork to prove that the deposit did not come out of some money laundering scheme. And then they really got stuck in on the survey and insisted on a structural report. Once they had that, they wanted drilling of trial holes and deep ground inspection with estimates of fixing any possible issues. All of which costs money. Makes me think that this is all some sort of organized self-helping circus, where the property owners (current and future) are being milked until the udder is dry. No surprise then that young people find it difficult to get onto the property ladder, what with all the obstacles put in the way by the lenders.

I mean, who’s got £340k to buy that kind of property with cash? Really.

Anyways, we are almost there. So for the next few months, it’ll be general ramblings and musings, maybe with a few discussions about other artists I have seen and admire. We’ll see.

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